Thirsty

     I got a gift card to the Olive Garden for my birthday.  (Thanks mom!)  We went to lunch there yesterday.  Before we left, we all decided to use the restroom.  When my husband came out of the bathroom he was cracking up laughing.  I asked him what was so funny and he said there was a gentleman in the restroom with a small child.  The child kept saying, "Daddy, I'm thirsty.  I'm so thirsty!"  The dad said, "What would you like to drink?"  "I want apple juice.  No, I want some water.    I'm so thirsty.  I really want some water.  I'm thirsty!  I don't want to drink my pee!"  The dad said, "Shhhhhhh!!!"  It is funny when it is not your own child.