Antelope

     When my daughter was three years old, we ate at a restaurant for dinner.  My husband and I had taught her to order her own meal.  This time was no exception.  The waitress asked her what she wanted for dinner and she said, "I want chicken nuggets and antelope please!"  The waitress chuckled and told her they didn't have any antelope.  I looked over the menu and figured out that she wanted cantelope. We all had a good laugh over that one.