Paper Cut

     I got a magazine in the mail the other day.  It had a bunch of perfume samples in it.  I just love those things!  Anyway, I throw out all of the stinky ones and keep all of the good smelling ones for later.  This morning I got a good smelling one out and rubbed it all over myself.  My neck started to sting and I realized that I got a paper cut on my neck.  Oh well, at least I smell good..