Nose Whack

     Have you ever done something really embarrassing early in the morning when you were not under the influence of coffee yet?  I have.  It happened yesterday in the pitch black of the early morning hours.  I stumbled out of bed, walked toward the bathroom and attempted to turn on the light.  Instead, I ran head first into the wall.  I whacked my nose so hard that I saw stars and almost knocked myself out.  When I finally found the light, I turned it on and looked in the mirror.  To my surprise I saw a large red bruise that was already forming.  I look like I have a gargantuan zit.  This morning, I was much more careful as I made my way to the bathroom.